Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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