Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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