The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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