i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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