my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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