she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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