Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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