I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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