Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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