What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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