I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
