Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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