are you so shy because you have an std?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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