Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
His nipple licking is glorious
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