We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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