He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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