i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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