bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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My vagina is officially offended.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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