who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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