Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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