She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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