I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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