Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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