She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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