Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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