oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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