Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
