Pappa wants mamma naked
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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