I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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