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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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