she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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