Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Randomize
