The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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