i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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