he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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