We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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