would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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