I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I skipped work to stalk him.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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