...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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