You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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