i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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