are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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