So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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