I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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