I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
