Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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