areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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