they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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