normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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