Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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