She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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