what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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