Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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