i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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