The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
