Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She is in my trunk
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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