Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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