Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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