u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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